July 9, 2010
Final blog
Today i finished the book Flight. It's a great book. I really like the end of the book. Zits finally come back to his real life. He realized that he was still in the bank. He did not kill the people in the bank, but he was still holding his gun in his hand. He came to police office and convienced what he was trying to do in the bank. At the end, he got sent to jail again, but after 3 month he got reliced. The police Dave ask his brother to take care of Zits. Dave's brother has no kids in there family, they are really kind. They give Zits a real worm family. Zits cried at the end, because he feels love from Dave's family. Life give him a second chance to change himself. I just want to say that if life give us a chance to change ourself, please don't let it go.
"centering walk"
today i was late because there was an incident with pancakes at my house. it took me almost an hour and a half to make ONE. thats because the first one got majorly burnt and fogged up my whole kitchen. my maids were there so they helped me with the next one. the girl (alice) thought i had to keep it on minimum heat, but it took us thirty minutes to realize that the pancake wasnt cooking. so then the guy (lee) said it wasn't hot enough, and then he squished and mutilated my pancake batter. eventually, one pancake got done at 11:51 am. i ate it, and it did not taste good, so i had celery instead. then, my aunt looked at the time, and said, "oh, we better go." this was 12:00. then she proceeded to sit down at her desk and browse ebay until 12:13. i was extremely frustrated. so then we left, and she yelled at traffic, even though it was all HER fault that we were going to be late. i would just like to let every one know, this is what being an ebay addict does to you. anyway, i got to school late, and then thomas took us on a "centering walk".
DEAD PEOPLE
I went to that exhibit of dead bodies where some scientist carved up and skinned people to put them on display for the general public. It was for the most part pretty damn boring. Some of it looked like some freak just hacked up bodies for fun.
I also have POISON IVY EVERYWHERE. I have had it for a week now. It sucks major balls. I have got huge patches of it on my leg and all the creams and pastes in the world are doing nothing to stop it. and tomorrow will be worse because I will be going to drill in my boots which will then rub my ankles and calves. Damn its going to suck. I also was going to stay up all night with friends and then go to the range tomorrow. Uber bummer. Oh well. I will make sure all the enlisted call me sir tomorrow as retribution.
I also have POISON IVY EVERYWHERE. I have had it for a week now. It sucks major balls. I have got huge patches of it on my leg and all the creams and pastes in the world are doing nothing to stop it. and tomorrow will be worse because I will be going to drill in my boots which will then rub my ankles and calves. Damn its going to suck. I also was going to stay up all night with friends and then go to the range tomorrow. Uber bummer. Oh well. I will make sure all the enlisted call me sir tomorrow as retribution.
July 7, 2010
do YOU want to marry the meat industry??
today i was on time. i got my hair cut this morning but it looks the same of course, just not quite as messy. it's usually messy. i had almonds for breakfast, and some batman snacks. batman snacks are just gummy things shaped like batman characters. we have them because my nephew really likes batman snacks. he likes batman everything. for his birthday party his mom made batman cupcakes, but, they melted. i didn't know until that day that cupcakes were capable of such a thing as melting. i call my boyfriend cupcake. i've called him cupcake since september, i don't remember how it started, but he likes that nickname, for some odd reason. today in my book i read about e.coli. that sounds icky. sort of like mia's crackerhead, but, you know. i just leaned back too far in my chair and almost had a heart attack. that would suck to crack my skull open on this floor. its not clean. i would get all sorts of funky germs inside my open skull if i cracked it open on THIS floor. i'll wait until i'm at a nice, sterile hospital to crack my skull open i think. oh right, my book. well also i read a sad part about little kids dying from e.coli and other diseases, spread by the meat industry of course. i hate to break it to you, but even if you love meat, or the meat industry, it doesnt love you back. it wants to infect you with diseases and kill you. and feed you fecal matter. (shit) what a lovely spouse the meat industry would make...
Permiscuous Voles
I read this BBC article recently where in the light of recent womanizing celebrity scandals a group of British scientists decided to see if it was genetic. For the study they mapped the genome of two closely related species of Vole. One species mates for life, the other tends to get as much as it can from wherever it can. They identified a set of genes that control the Voles breeding habits. They found that if they bred the womanizing Voles with this one gene they became well behaved "married" Voles and vice versus for the other species of Voles. Apparently it is this same gene that controls our ability to be faithful. It is also typically faulty in males which explains why men most commonly cheat. It also dispels the notion that love is a higher emotion experienced only by humans.
July 1, 2010
Amber Is An Idiotface and She Has A Weird Fat Crackerhead That Is Stupid
Basically, what the title says. Amber's face is as gross as an aardvark flavored butt taco with unicorn pepperoni and if Amber was a cookie she'd be one of the burned bran flavored ones because they are disgusting and nobody cares about them. On a more educational note, in my book Bodega finally saw Vera, the girl he'd been in love with for twenty years but who married someone else and moved to Miami. Bodega is convinced that she will leave her rich husband and marry him but I do not think she will. And that is what I learned.
mia is full of stupid stupidness. and she has a fat crackerhead! plus shes eating a popsicle! fattie!
so right now mia green is being a fatty. shes eating a popsicle, and she's jealous of the cow i drew, even if it did have a cookie shaped head. i think he was chocolate chip. if mia was a cookie she'd be raisin because nobody likes raisin!! also, she's a no good reeky fat-kidneyed strumpet! also, today i was late, and it wasn't my fault because it never is. also, in my book i read some stories about workers at slaughterhouses/meat packing plants. sucks for them! also i'm starting to read about e coli. that sounds gross, like mia greens fat cracker face!
World Cup
World Cup is the biggest influential sport event every 4 year. I like football since i was 9 year old. I was playing very well in elementary school, I even made the city youth football team. However, after i went to middle school, i almost quit to play football, because our middle school did not have football court. But i still love to watch football games on TV. My dad and i are big football fans, sometime we watched football games untill 3 or 4 a.m. I used to like England, because of Owen, he is the fastest and good skill forward ever. Unforturnatly England lost to German this year, i think a big reason they lost to German is England don't play as a team. England has so many good players, they all play good in their own club, but when they play in England team, they just play like shit. I don't understand why, maybe because they did not allow Owen to play, maybe something else, who knows.
Found more to talk about
So, Even though i finished my lovely book i still found somethings to talk about. Like, ok, how do you say no to the boy or girl you in love with? This is a hard one, even for me to fingure out. When i was going with my ex i found it very hard to say no to anything he wanted me to do. Another question, how do you love someone that hurts you so much? This is another hard one. I've always wondered why some girls say with guy that beat them, or cheat on them, or anything. To me it didn't make any sense. Why stay with a guy who treats you like shit? If he truely loved you he wouldn't hurt you, right? I mean you may love him, but why love a guy who obviously doesn't love you back. I've had so many girl friends that have been dating a guy who treats them like crap. They always say things like, 'he loves me' or 'he didn't mean to' or 'It wasn't his fault'. Well, just a pointer, it is his fault, and if he loved you he wouldn't be hurting you over and over. Oh! here another thing, my mom and me were talking to eachother in the car today. This question popped into my head, Why when a girl is getting kidnapped, and there are people around no one helps? I mean, seriously, In all the movies that I've seen that have kidnapping in it and people are no one helps. It doesn't make sense to me, if I say a girl suddenly get kidnapped and i could help i would totally help. But then my mother told me this story. This guys was beating this girlfriend of is in a parking lot of a bar. So, this young kid are up to help. (nice kid right?) Well, the guy who was beating the girl turned around and shot the guy, yes, right in the face. Maybe thats why people are afraid to help. Well, if I was to scared to run up and save the girl I would at lest get the liecnce plate on the car and stuff and call the cop. What would you do?
Why are the Spanish considered hispanic? Most people think they are just normal white europeans.
I nearly done with this book. It's starting to get pretty dull. Keeps talking about this shit field and some indian dude that drowned in it. Went running last night, not far, two and a bit miles. Then went to Magnolia Cafe for the first time. Not Impressed. Food was expensive and they got my order wrong. Bunch of hippies and vegitarians. The kind of people that don't shower or shave and use rocks as a form of underarm deoderant. I ordered this chicken dish but I think it was some unfortunate pigeon that had died out back behind the kitchen. I will not be going there again any time soon.
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