June 28, 2010

why i was late, and also my book, number two.


today i was late because my aunt is slow and annoying. i've been up since ten, so it certainly wasn't my fault. although i did sit around until 11, i was ready to leave at 11:40. which is twenty minutes early. so how did i end up late? well because my aunt had to sit around on ebay, get all dressed up for nothing, eat like a pig, then stand in the middle of the kitchen for 10 minutes. and that is how i ended up late. all my aunts fault. also i found dinosaur stickers yesterday, which i stuck on my computer. the blue one has orange eyes. there's also purple and yellow ones, but they have green eyes. also, today in my book they talked about how slaughterhouses are stinky. so is my aunt lou's house. thats where my sister is right now. having her baby hogged. also, slaughterhouses attract a lot of immigrants. like my aunt lou's neighborhood. but there's not a high rate of crime there, but supposedly crime increases when slaughterhouses move in. i think that's because nobody likes them and they're smelly and attract evil people that like to slaughter poor animals! which is never good in a community. :)

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