Amber Is An Idiotface and She Has A Weird Fat Crackerhead That Is Stupid

Basically, what the title says. Amber's face is as gross as an aardvark flavored butt taco with unicorn pepperoni and if Amber was a cookie she'd be one of the burned bran flavored ones because they are disgusting and nobody cares about them. On a more educational note, in my book Bodega finally saw Vera, the girl he'd been in love with for twenty years but who married someone else and moved to Miami. Bodega is convinced that she will leave her rich husband and marry him but I do not think she will. And that is what I learned.